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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

And What is the “Official Tumblr Diet”?

Peanut butter, nutella, and the tears of our enemies?

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

castielbuscus:

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

then to 0 a week for 5 months

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haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

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keep-calm-stay-healthy:

“Isn’t that high in calories?”

“You’ve been eating a lot lately”

“That food is unhealthy, isn’t it?”

“Wow that is a lot of peanut butter”

“Wow you eat a lot of fruit! That’s a lot of carbs”